It’s that time of year again. Time for the Elf on the Shelf. Confession: I’ve never even read the book that came with the Elf. It’s probably great. I don’t really care. All I know is that it’s fun to hide the creepy little dude. A little too much fun. Here are some of my favorite hiding spots thus far. Enjoy. Disclaimer: no, my kids were not witnesses to all of these poses. Yes, I’ll probably be adding more this year.

Broken iPhone Interrogation

interrogation

Elfin’ Gangnam Style

gangnamstyle

Multiplicity

multielf

Air Buddy

jordan

Dr. Peeper

drpeeper

Girlfriend

elfmac

Heisman

heismanelf

Elf Cleanse

gentlecycle

Jurassic North Pole

raptored

1) Sleep. 2) Open eyes. 3) “AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

creepy

It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here

micrelfed

That sucks.

thatsucks

Please stop doing that.

copy

Phantoming

phantom

Shower Creeper

showercreeper

Mission Impossible

missionimpossible

Bathroom Reader

pottyelf

Like a Boss

likeaboss

Munchin’

fatty

Tebowing

elfing

Hostage

hostage

Hula Concert

hulaconcert

Slinky-ed

slinky

Jammin’

jammin

Imposter

girltime

Framer

framer

Creeper

creeper

Somebody Save Me

train

Hot Tubbin’

hottubbin

RETREAT!

retreat