
So, we have this computer game called Math Blaster. One of our sons loves it. This is great because he's learning some math. This is not so great because he can't pronounce the name correctly. He hasn't done it in public yet (that we're aware of); but, I'm sure that it's only a matter of time. How does he mispronounce it, you ask?
"Mommy, I want to play Math Bastard! Can I play Math Bastard?"