Moths. Everywhere. Oh, how I despise these little beasts (on the bright side, at least we’re not in the midst of a spiderpocalypse). Anyhow, we should be back to normal in a couple of weeks. Read the Amarillo Globe News article here: http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2012-04-24/old-testament-moth-invasion-should-end-2-weeks.
In the meantime, I’ve created a short list of tasks to keep you entertained during our time of great mothy peril. Enjoy.
1.) Walk into your front yard wielding a fly swatter and wearing a catcher’s mask. Shout stuff like, “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” while swatting violently.
2.) Attach a flashlight to the business end of your shop vac.
3.) Hold a staring contest, mothpocalypse style: you and opponent walk into the garage. See who can hold their mouth open the longest.
4.) Put on a wool shirt and cover it in Christmas lights; then, walk into your garage. Do battle like a man.
5.) Attach a small flashlight to the tail of a cat. Toss cat outside.
6.) Blow torch.
7.) Buy a can of aerosol glue at a craft store. Convince a friend that said aerosol is moth repellant. Lock friend in your garage.
8.) Feeling entrepreneurial? Start a door-to-door sales business for cedar chips and mothballs. Strike that. Start a door-to-door sales business for aerosol glue labeled as “moth repellant.”
Happy mothpocalypse, everyone.