3 things overheard at the Wood house on Friday:

1.) 8y/o to her friend: “My great great grandma never calls. She never writes. Because she’s dead.”


2.) 8y/o: “Why are big bottoms called badonkadonks?”

My wife: “Where did you hear that word?”

8y/o: “Grandma says it.”


3.) My wife goes into the bathroom to check on our potty-training 2 y/o. He says, “Mommy, I’m not done yet.” He holds up five fingers; and, starting with his pinky, he begins to count them, “I got one, two, three, four poops out.” Then, he points to his thumb, “But this one’s not out yet.”

Aren’t kids great?