So, Twitter informed me yesterday that Disney bought out Lucasfilm and will be releasing a new Star Wars in 2015. Disney and Star Wars go together like peanut butter and jello (not a typo). Hopefully this venture ends up better in reality than it did in my mind. Here’s what Star Wars 7 looked like in my mind:

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1.) Whatever happened to individual responsibility? Presidents don’t create jobs. American people create jobs. I’d like to see a president who has the following economic policy:

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Those of you who are parents know how it feels. Fall is a busy time of year for families. We have piano practice on Mondays, ballet and gymnastics on Tuesdays, church on Wednesdays, 2 soccer practices and a standing afternoon meeting on Thursdays, some random get together or party on Fridays, soccer games on Saturdays, and church on Sundays. Dating your spouse is very important; but, when exactly is that supposed to happen?