It’s that time of year again. Time for the Elf on the Shelf. Confession: I’ve never even read the book that came with the Elf. It’s probably great. I don’t really care. All I know is that it’s fun to hide the creepy little dude. A little too much fun. Here are some of my favorite hiding spots thus far. Enjoy. Disclaimer: no, my kids were not witnesses to all of these poses. Yes, I’ll probably be adding more this year.
Broken iPhone Interrogation
Elfin’ Gangnam Style
Multiplicity
Air Buddy
Dr. Peeper
Girlfriend
Heisman
Elf Cleanse
Jurassic North Pole
1) Sleep. 2) Open eyes. 3) “AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here
That sucks.
Please stop doing that.
Phantoming
Shower Creeper
Mission Impossible
Bathroom Reader
Like a Boss
Munchin’
Tebowing
Hostage
Hula Concert
Slinky-ed
Jammin’
Imposter
Framer
Creeper
Somebody Save Me
Hot Tubbin’
RETREAT!
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