Stare at the red dot for 20 seconds. Then, look at a wall and blink rapidly. You’ll see me in full color. Fancy/creepy, huh? Everybody loves optical illusions, right?

In other news….I have a prediction: white suit + black shirt + aqua tie will be trendy soon. Black bean teeth, not so much.

Oh, and to answer your question “Why on earth did you put this on your blog?”…This is what happens when I get stuck on hold for 20 minutes.