19
Mar

A quick post about poop, dead people, and badonkadonks

by joshwoodtx

3 things overheard at the Wood house on Friday:

1.) 8y/o to her friend: "My great great grandma never calls. She never writes. Because she's dead."

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2.) 8y/o: "Why are big bottoms called badonkadonks?"

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29
Feb

Wood Family: hide and seek champions

by joshwoodtx

My kids love to play hide and seek. The 3 oldest kids are pretty fantastic hiders. The younger 3, not so much. They're slowly getting better at the game, but haven't quite mastered it yet. The last time we played I decided to take some pictures of their hiding spots. Enjoy.

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24
Dec

Merry Christmas from the Wood family

by joshwoodtx

See video

Merry Christmas, everyone!

(sorry the volume is so low)

10
Dec

More hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf

by joshwoodtx

I decided that 12 hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf aren't sufficient. So, here are a few more hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf. Enjoy. Oh, and I've entered an "inappropriate Elf on the Shelf photo" contest for an iPad2 here: http://www.babyrabies.com/2011/12/inappropriate-elf-contest/. Yes, I entered one of those "win an iPad!" contests. Congratulations, universe. You win. And, no, my kids didn't find the Elf in any of the sketchy poses. I try to scar them for life as little as I can.

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1
Dec

My 2010 Santa Failure - How not to tell your kid that there is no Santa

by joshwoodtx

Wow. 'Tis already the season again. In honor of Christmastime, I thought I'd repost this from last year. Enjoy my failure as a parent. Oh, and yes, I'm 92% sure that the situation has been remedied.

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