Here’s the deal. For at least the next month, I’m going to follow everyone back who follows me on twitter…well, almost everyone. I won’t follow you back if: You or your avatar is following me in the nude. You are vulgar, offensive, degrading to others; and, your name is not Charlie Sheen. Why am I doing this? Realization based on conversations: apparently not following back sometimes hurts people’s feelings…kind of like back in 6th grade when you tried to sit at the “cool” kids’ table during lunch and got rejected because your slap bracelet and hypercolor t-shirt weren’t cool anymore…and you smelled funny because you insisted upon wearing your awesome Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket in 90 degree heat. (purely hypothetical) Anyhow, apologies to those of you who spent hours refreshing your Twitter page and sobbing due to a lack of a follow back from @joshwoodtx. Your days of mourning have come to an end. Oh, and if I somehow miss following you back, just tell me on Twitter. Something like “Hey @joshwoodtx, don’t be a liar.” will suffice.
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