My daughters love to capture crickets and keep them as “pets.” Unfortunately for my girls, a cricket’s life span isn’t very long in our house. “Hoppers”, “Jumpers”, “Squeekers”, and most recently, “Mr. Cricket” have all met the same sad end. Sometimes, there is a proper burial. Sometimes (when the girls aren’t looking), there is a proper flushing or tossing into the yard or trash.

So, the Wood family braved the fair over the weekend. Confession: I love the fair.
1.) Food. I ate a corn dog, cheese on a stick, potato spirals, and a bit of a turkey leg. Note to fair vendors: you should rename the potato things “Tater Tornaders.” You’re welcome. All the food was fantastic. Until 2 hours later. At that point digestive war ensued.

1.) Check eligibility.
AT&T: dial *639# from your cell. You’ll get a text telling you if/when you are eligible for contract pricing. My depressing text looks like this. Or check here: https://www.att.com/phoneupgrade/? or here: http://store.apple.com/xc/iphone_eligibility

Verizon: check here: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=eligibility&action=start or here: http://store.apple.com/xc/iphone_eligibility
Sprint: text “upgrade” to 1311 or check here: http://shop.sprint.com/NASApp/onlinestore/en/Action/DisplayUpgradeLanding?INTNAV=ATG:FT:UPG or here: http://store.apple.com/xc/iphone_eligibility

So, I’ve analyzed the cost of a few of my bad habits. Let’s take a look at the bad habits of you other heathens.
1.) Smoking
Admittedly, I haven’t really paid attention to the price of cigarettes ever. Holy smokes! Those little cancer sticks are expensive! Let’s look at a couple scenarios:

Hi, my name is Josh. I’m addicted to Ghirardelli brownies. Also, Ben and Jerry’s and vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic. So, I was wondering, “In addition to losing the respect of society, how much does this stuff cost me?” Let’s find out!
1.) Brownies.








