So, nap times can sometimes be painful. Forcing a kid to take a nap for the sake of a cranky-free evening can be a taxing debacle. Punishing my child when he gets out of bed works; but, I hate doing it. So, a few Sundays ago I thought I’d experiment with a different parenting theory: rather than punish him, I’d gently place him back in bed every time he got up. It would be a bit of a hassle, but all I’d be missing out on was bits and pieces of the Cowboys’ inevitable failure. I was curious…how many times would it take? Here’s the answer: #1. Into bed he goes. (Yes, he is using a Ms. Piggy/Muppet Band pillow case ala 1983. Yes, he is using his sister’s comforter. Yes, he is fully clothed-shoes and all-the kid loves to wear his shoes. Stop judging me and enjoy the experiment.) “Good night. Stay in bed.” I exit the room and listen for the sounds of the inevitable escape.